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Freddie Prince Jr.
Now, if you don't like Freddie Prince Jr.,then you have serious issues. Anyway, i have just started this web site so if there's nothing really in it, thats because i'm working on it still. Another very excellent web site is my friends: www.hornymonkeys.freewebspace.com . I also luv monkeys. If you don't like Monkeys, i have only one thing to say to you: You Need To Go To A Therapist!!! Well I dont have any pages finished quite yet, but my about page is coming through.....well see you soon! |
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The Story Of "Kiki" the Homosexual...
A Homosexual Docter, and his "mate" Kiki, where making some Domennatrix love, when The Man said "wanna shove things around?" Kiki said "like what?" Just then the Man pulled out a hamster and put it in a small box. The Hamster and box where very small. The man then riped Kiki's pants of and shoved the hamster in his ass. Kiki Yelled "get it out! Get it out!" The Docter didn't know what to do.... So, he called his best friend Shelah, and asked her to help. " What the hell is going on!" Asked Shelah. "Well, you see, me and Kiki where....um....Having...er...sex, and then I shoved a hamster up his ass, and well, yeah ..." said the man in a low voice. Shelah lifted one eye brow (she only has one) and then pulled a lighter out. Kiki was gasping saying "I really need to shit!" Shelah put the lighter by Kiki's ass to try to see the Hamster and maybe "bate" it out. Kiki said again " Crap, I need to CRAP! Oh my god it moved!" The man said " it can't, its dead..." Kiki looked at him and said "You, you shoved a dead Hamster...UP MY ASS!!" kiki then farted and the lighter blew in shelah's face giving her second degree burns on the eye area's. The flame then flew backward and gave kiki 2end degree burns on his asshole also. The Dead Hamster then set on fire and flew out of kiki's ass , hiting Shelah in the nose and breaking it. The man just look at them both and then ran... Shelah and Kiki became "mates" and never saw The Docter again....The End Story Retold By Miesha Bernstein
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